Two ugly sisters went doon
to Kilmarnock looking for a dance.
Their likes, you’d never seen.
One dressed in Royal Blue,
the other, in Emerald Green.
They laughed and joked,
and lifted their froaks.
Flashed their legs, and purses too.
Identical twins, through and through,
though one was green, and the other blue.
The local lads, they weren’t impressed,
at how they spoke or how they dressed.
and although they twisted the night away,
they danced alone. All night long.
The Killie DJ, played Paper Roses
but he refused to play Please Stay,
that smooching song by The Crying Shame,
so empty handed they went hame,
those two ugly sisters who looked the same.
Ian Goudie
©Ian Goudie 2023
